i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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