How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Pooping to opera.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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