you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
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You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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