Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
party gras won. party gras always wins.
you inspire me to be a worse person
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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