lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Me too!
wakey wakey hands off snakey
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
