what if I'm pregnant?
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She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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