You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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