dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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