He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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