The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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