Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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