I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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Alive.
So much puke
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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