Whod you bang
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
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I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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