can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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