I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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