question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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