Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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