You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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