4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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