if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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