I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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