fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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