And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
this is an emotional support booty call
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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