Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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