i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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