your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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