Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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