Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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