But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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