He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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