There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
