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she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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