Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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