I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
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I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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