Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
COCAINE IS GR8
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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