i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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