I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
How does one acquire holy water?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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