the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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