it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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