Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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