Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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