its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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