Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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