Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I did not marry a roomba.
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