Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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