I accidentally burped into my bong.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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