oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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