Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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