Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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