im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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