I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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