actually, I'm a sock model
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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