the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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