We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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