He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Just puked most of my soul out..
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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